by John Drake
And so it begins.....
The balloon's gone up and the Phony War of pre-season friendlies is finally over as the first shots on goal of the new season of Scottish fitbaw have been fired. I don't know about you, dear Reader, but it is a relief that football is once again with us for, although the diversion of the World Cup in Germany (tempered by the absence of Scottish participation, and the presence of the likes of Motson, Tyledesley, Wright et al, violating our eardrums) helped fill some of the gap left during close season, whether it was pre-season in Austria, or at Deepdale, or Murrayfield - or, as in my case, via a plasma screen in a Dublin watering hole - getting acquainted with the Jambos again couldn't come too soon; especially after the triumphant conclusion to last season. With the Scottish Cup and a place in the Champions League qualifiers secured in the first full season under our Lithuanian benefactors, we now face the next cycle of the Romanov Revolution.
Following the many arrivals and departures from Tynecastle last season, it was a relief to see the revolving door spinning somewhat slower during the summer than many had anticipated. One position that had been under great scrutiny was that of head coach for, despite the success achieved during his tenure as caretaker, it was still expected that Valdas Ivanauskas would not remain in the role. With names such as Lothar Matthäus and Alexei Mikhailichenko being strongly linked to the job, it looked as though it was only a matter of time before Valdas was replaced, but I for
Though while Valdas is set to stay, 2 of the more prominent members of the Hearts team look set to leave. It is unfortunate that Andy Webster's stint at Hearts looks like ending in such acrimonious circumstances. Since Craig Levein signed him from Arbroath, Webster has developed into one of the best defenders in
However, it's not only down Tynecastle way that we've seen comings and goings. Over the summer, we saw some changes to the Committee at R.H.S.C., as the Gasman, Karen and Ewan stepped down from their respective roles of Club Chairman, Secretary and Treasurer after many years of fine service to our Supporters' Club. They've long been well-kent faces at R.H.S.C. and all the hard work Gas, Karen and Ewan put in during their tenure on the Committee over the years has been greatly appreciated; although they've left the Committee, here's hoping that they remain active members of the Club. The young pups succeeding them on the Committee as the Office Bearers - and I use the word "young" in the loosest terms possible - are Alaister Coutts Snr as Chair, Carole Ballantine as Club Secretary, and Sir Les Brown as Treasurer, and I'm sure you'll join me in wishing them all the best for the season ahead.
One of the most exciting prospects this season is the possibility that Heart of Midlothian may play in the Champions League. Though people talked about the psychological impact splitting the Old Firm would be, I suspect those in control of the Tynie coffers were more concerned about the prospect of the potential riches Champions League participation can bring. For the average fan, however, the money on offer in the Champions League does not take prominence - instead, it's the romantic notion of seeing your team play in the most prestigious European Club Football competition, a privilege only our longer-suffering fans will have sampled before. We've faced the likes of
While no one is sure of what to expect from Hearts, the same could be said for both halves of the Gruesome Twosome too. The purse strings have been tightened once again at Parkhead, as failure to progress in Europe last year dented their finances - though, I dare say, the thousands of Adam Virgo-themed strips that flew off the shelves probably eased the blow - so Wee Gordon has had to pick up Sno, Miller, Caldwell and Wee Deeko from the Lochend Globetrotters on the cheap. Although elimination from the Champions League qualifying stages was a financial blow it probably helped them, ultimately, as it allowed Strachan to focus on the SPL. Just as doubts have been cast over Hearts strength in depth, it remains to be seen if Celtic too can cope with the demands of both domestic and European fixtures with the squad they've got. Over in deepest, darkest Govan, Rangers pulled off a bit of a coup by getting Paul Le Guen in to succeed Big Eck. The Sticky Buns' financial difficulties have been well documented, but a thrifty transfer policy will be something Le Guen will be well used to. At both
So what should we expect from the Jambos this season? Off the pitch, it'll probably be a case of expect the unexpected, but if Saturday's game at Parsville is a barometer of what awaits, then we'll probably find that we will have to fight for every point this season - to peddle out another cliché (not another!), there are no easy games anymore. Whereas at the start of last season we were still very much an unknown quantity, now the rest of the league will view us as a big scalp for the taking. While they weren't dirty, Dunfermline were certainly pretty robust in their approach and tried to physically overpower us; but, even without the aforementioned Webster, Skacel and the injured Paul Hartley, the team had the character to finally edge the victory. Not a classic game of football, but we should just be happy at securing the 3 points. I just hope that the performance of the Referee and the ticket pricing are not portents of things to come. For all the talk of play-acting, diving and dirty fouls in the media, one of the reasons why the game proved so tetchy was the fact that the Referee lost control of the match, with some strange decisions and rash bookings. Meanwhile,
I recently heard a fellow curmudgeon pining for the "good old days" (sic) at Tynecastle. What, a return to the days of Pie Man parsimony and mid-table mediocrity? And miss out on this?! As the man said, folks, "supporting Hearts isn't just a hobby, it's a f**king adventure!!"
J.D.